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Honest Demotivational Poster

HONESTY - Don't lie to your kids about Santa Claus He lived ... now he's dead ... any questions?

Honesty -

TAGS: honest conversation doom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Meenie

fgd051943 - September 27, 2015, 3:31 pm
I'm sorry that I could only give you 5L!!This one deserves much more than that!
Meenie - September 25, 2015, 8:17 am
Thank you all
GaryO - September 25, 2015, 5:56 am
Naw, baby, that dress don’t make you look fat...morbidly obese maybe, but not fat
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
Oooo - shouldna said that...
Greeny - September 25, 2015, 5:47 am
hahaha - you spelled Chrysler Air Raid Siren wrong - in quotes even!
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:51 pm
Fair enough but when we do give our "subtle" hints that you said something you should never say bet you a 5L you never say it again...teehee
spacedog - September 24, 2015, 5:46 pm
Nice one.
Oldsod - September 24, 2015, 4:01 pm
A home run on the first at-bat! 5d and faved!

WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power

1950'S VALUES -

TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic

HONESTY - A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

HONEST - Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.


TAGS: men should be more honest
Rating: 2.79/5

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Sean - May 26, 2009, 9:30 pm
Thank you. My wife always gets teary eyed whenever I do one of these for her. Oh the satisfaction of a job done.
agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:48 pm
I hear Hallmark knocking at your door!

HONESTY - It isn't always the best policy


TAGS: as honest as it gets
Rating: 4.5/5

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pieman - February 3, 2010, 10:38 am
Very subtle and tasteful for you sick. 5l because you never cease to amaze.
culos - February 3, 2010, 8:37 am
If that was a BJ she'd be arrested for p***-action, Only a peanut would fit that fist. But I agree 5 Ligaments....
LogicDude - February 3, 2010, 8:34 am
What? No "invisible BJ" jokes? 5L anyway...

AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?



HONESTY - Might be the best policy But insanity is the best defence

TAGS: honesty insanity
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:21 am
I know... Abraham Lincoln is too XD rofl!
Reality Lord - August 7, 2011, 6:59 pm

truly a great mind


HONESTY - Not always the best policy...

Finally -


HONESTY - it's the best policy

TAGS: showgirls ugly greg honesty girl
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by gergroy

Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:29 am
The place IS in Las Vegas, at 3247 Industrial Road, and their website is at www.dejavu.com
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 17, 2008, 10:55 pm
I want to know if the ugly ones are cheaper, or at least pro rated based on amount of ugly.
Nayyvee guy - August 17, 2008, 7:09 am
Any where there is a Deja Vu they have that sign... Seen one just like it in vegas.
Wired - June 25, 2008, 9:28 pm
I swear... it was Clinton!
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:50 pm
Was she one of the 50?
DonsFTW - May 27, 2008, 2:34 am
Heh, good preemptive Your Mom joke. I got a good chuckle from it.
dons - May 27, 2008, 1:28 am
this is a picture of a strip club in Lakewood, WA near Ft Lewis and McChord AFB. I grew up in the area, and it brings back some good memories. and no, my mom wasn't one of the 3!


SPACEDOG'S SHY BLADDER - is starting to become a bit of a problem

TAGS: honestly he s just fine at home
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
Wait a minute...is he saying I'm full of piss? BWAHHAHAHA!
agdaniele - April 9, 2010, 7:38 pm
5L! Beautiful!
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:30 pm
LMAO! d*** public urinals. That's it. I'm gonna go try the fire hydrant. Thanks Airman, 5Ls.
Airman - April 9, 2010, 5:55 pm
I drew a little red line around his face
CANADA - April 9, 2010, 4:51 pm
lol, did you put a helmet on the dog?

HONESTY - I just crapped myself.

TAGS: honesty
Rating: 3.86/5

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TAGS: i swear im not really talking about giraffes honest no letters to the studio please and no picketting this time
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - July 1, 2010, 9:29 pm
classic truth, and they who shall judge, will eventually be judged, and have to listen to "I Told you, wait till you have your own"
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 8:50 am
So sod...
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:49 am
"Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke"...OBVIOUSLY you've never been to my house where teenage heads turn so quick the *crack* you hear isn't the slap but the breaking of the sound barrier. Spare the rod and all that!
LogicDude - September 22, 2009, 8:48 am
What're these little bastards doing on my lawn again!? I just seeded and fertilized dammit!!!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:50 am
"nerf ball" eh??? I've never heard of a multi-attachment top-of-the-line power d***o called THAT before. Is that a wry reference to it's lowest setting?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:43 am
Hence the helmet.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:42 am
As a target?
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:41 am
Meh, past my bed time, anyway. He only tolerates me for the Lawn-Darts.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
But he has my nerf ball!
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:39 am
Harr you can stay. For some reason he tolerates you.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
Hey you kids, get the H. offa LogicDudes' lawn!!!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:38 am
I was at work killing time on the lap top on break. Didn't feel like doing any more programming, already did 4 freakin hours for something that has a chance at not even happening.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:37 am
Kind of a YOUTHful instigator. Subtle. Very subtle.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
It started an interesting tangent. Way to leave an idea sitting there, waiting to go awry.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:36 am
Random, you kill me!
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 12:35 am
Did my joke go bad?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
*air guitar*
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:28 am
I am familiar with none of these phrases.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:27 am
I kinda like the Bill and Ted lingo. Excellent!!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:25 am
STFU? I don't know. That might be a recent expression...maybe even 2006
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
Yeah, its a great poster. I give it a five long ago. I'm just commenting because I'm bored.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
I think that gets me up to about 2004. No?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:24 am
You need to STFU and let a righteous poster bask in the glory of its epic righteousness, dude.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:20 am
O, Ferris. I don't know why I thought of Spicolli when I heard that. I need to watch more old movies...
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:19 am
Oh, sorry. I thought it was some new trendy "lingo" you whippersnappers were speaking.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Nope. Ferris Buller.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:18 am
Buzz's quote was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Ridgmont? I think Ridgmont
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:17 am
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:16 am
Dude, I'm Spiccoli. Awesome, Buzz.
Arrogant Knight - September 22, 2009, 12:15 am
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, fine, fer sure, fer sure.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 12:12 am
Thanks. "Dork" was quite obviously the right choice. So move it along people, there's nothing more to see here.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:11 am
And how is it that I'm referred to as all of the below? Though not oaf so much, since grandma died...
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 12:10 am
"Barti" The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, s**ts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, ***kheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. (feel better?)
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 12:06 am
How is it possible that I've never been called any of these things? Perhaps it says something about my character, that people go straight for the obscenities.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:05 am
oaf is just so medieval. nerd is so 1980. fool is (gilbert g notwithstanding) kinda 70s, goofball goes to the 50s.
Haarakkon - September 22, 2009, 12:02 am
dweeb? nerd, dolt, fool, goober, goofball, jerk, oaf, weirdo.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:46 pm
errrr...douche? no, I've already tried that one...n00bs? no, too modern. Goofs? I think I'll go with goofs, but I think that might actually be less relevant that dorks... Idk. Is cursing not an option in this case?
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:42 pm
While I stand behind "dork," what term could I have used, young man? And don't say "geek." That's so 1986.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
but obsolete. This is the modern age. Morals are gone and the expletives can fly. *lifts middle finger* "2009 m**********r." Can you believe I've yet to be banned?
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 11:39 pm
Yes, you are behind the times. We've become for profane in the 2000's. Since parents can no longer smack their children without rebuke, cursing has become more prevalent. Now ten-year-olds can drop an F-bomb, so cutesy terms like "dork" have becaome all
Sean - September 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
How the H. is douche even remotely synonymous with dork? And I don't quite know where Mr.R is from, but in my neck of the nape, so to speak, "No Shi*t Sherlock" has just recently come into vogue. So greetings and salutations from the time warp.
Bartimaeus - September 21, 2009, 8:34 pm
I think he's right on this one. "Douche" seems the more common term in this day and age.
Sean - September 21, 2009, 8:33 pm
To your face, maybe ....
MrRandom - September 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
Gonna add a little insult to some injury there, no one has used dork in a very lonngggggg time.
Rollseyes - September 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
5 lions! As a gamer-geek I can totally relate!
RONSART - September 20, 2009, 9:56 pm

HONESTY - straight from a babes mouth

TAGS: honesty
Rating: 2.19/5

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Tyko - June 29, 2009, 5:23 pm
Straight from the pixelated mouth is more like it.

Aspirations -

TAGS: honesty time effort goals realism
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:24 pm
The fa5t way to achievement!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 10:12 pm

Honesty & Integrity -

Freedom Defined -

DON'T judge -

Opinions -

H•O•N•E•S•T•Y - is the best policy.


TAGS: honest me and lilly just went for a walk
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Sean

mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:42 am
i live in the prairies these days, We don't have any "mean streets" Just slightly agitated fields.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:40 am
Or Kitchener.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:39 am
As long as there is no exchange of currency, it's okay. Work for hire could be argued by a reasonably decent copyright lawyer, I think. Still not a realm I'd care to think about entering.
mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:39 am
or Timmins maybe.
mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:34 am
I just a**umed that you staged your own ph**os in your secret motifake laboratory. I'm guessing somewhere in a bunker below the mean streets of Toronto.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 3:32 am
Not to get all technico-legal-in-yer-facy but there's pretty much no copyright for anyone other than the good folks whose copyright rights we so brazenly violate by using their pics. Without an agreement in advance, admin can't a**ert copyright either.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:26 am
My understanding would be that under US copyright law, these posters are Motfake's property, once we've uploaded. Still, the prospect of a Non-Provincial Canadian Voting Bloc is frightening, to say the least.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 3:25 am
Yer a brave man, Voter No. 9. I shall bury you beneath the stately oak or maple of your choice. Peace.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 3:18 am
That's great, man. Thanks. The biggest complement anyone can pay on this site it that they downloaded someone's poster. We're all giving it away anyway, that's the beauty of it. Kinda punk, no? But I'm still a freakin' capitalist, you dig?
moooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:11 am
BTW Sean. last week at my poker game I ran a slideshow of your posters for my marks.... I mean friends and I may have attracted some new visitors to the site. You got a lot of laughs (from the ones who can read)..... i hope you don't mind.
mooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:07 am
Good one Haarakkon. This may sound strange Sean but I am part of the small percentage who get along with mom in law. she can make a mean sammich. On the other hand I think I might be in the will.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:04 am
Cement Sorels, mooo.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 3:02 am
Thanks mooooooooooooooo. But ah, I'm afraid your mother-in-law, being already undead and all, simply can't be, shall we say, rectified. Is there anyone else I could, like, transubstantiate. But I will need a recent ph**ograph.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 3:01 am
There are a limited number of posters on the site that are worth multiple 5s, this is one. There are many, many more that are worth multiple 1s. At any rate, I gave this its first vote, a 5.
moooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 3:00 am
I guess you could do away with this todd character. cement mukluks or whatnot.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:58 am
Ah c'mon Harr ... you mean to say there isn't anyone you need me to, shall we say, diversify his portfolio? A 5 and a recent ph**o of said offending soul's alls it's gonna cost ya.
mooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2009, 2:56 am
That was my vote Sean (not so anonymous) And you earned it. without question.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:51 am
My Canadian ami, perhaps it is time to let go once you have let go of your child. I only wish to point out that you may be a little close, if you're actually tallying individual anonymous voters, non?
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:47 am
Thank you Voter No. 8. Your contribution to the cause will not go unrecognized. But I will need a current ph**o of the individual you wish me to, shall we say, "ameliorate".
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:08 am
Oh thanks alot, Voter No. 7 ... ya 4-votin' bastard. I'll find ya I will. Run ya over with my huskies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 12:20 am
I'm guessing HR must be the equivalant of Internal Affairs - no pun intended. Nice work.
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 11:29 pm
This belongs on every H.R. wall.

Can't Lie -

TAGS: misspriss reveals her dirty little secret sarcasm honesty fake
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 31, 2016, 10:47 pm
But ya found it and that's all that matters and chocolate of course !!!
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 5:22 pm
I can't believe i missed this one. Brilliant!! ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:44 am
Aww Cannaman, guys like you make it too easy...teehee.
MissPriss - March 5, 2016, 10:43 am
Thanks 'cern!
Cannabal - March 5, 2016, 9:28 am
It's true: she couldn't fake it even if she tried.
concern3 - March 5, 2016, 3:12 am
love your words and an UP yours to you

Little Blue Pill -

TAGS: viagra change honesty
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 10, 2015, 4:21 am
excellent observation Greeny a 5er
spacedog - November 9, 2015, 6:12 pm
"That's what she said."
spacedog - November 9, 2015, 6:12 pm
Excellent, Greeny. 5L
GaryO - November 9, 2015, 10:47 am
Gonna need a bigger pill

Honesty -

TAGS: honesty dangerous blind date organ harvest good thing mine is silver
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:10 am
Luuuuv this, Silvie!! Mine's black! LOL! 5 goth lions

Honesty -

Beat Around The Bush -

TAGS: honest opinions
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:59 pm
atta girl... let 'er rip!
MissPriss - November 10, 2014, 1:47 pm
Oh bull****...IMO.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 11:13 pm
I've seen that guy before

The Golden Rule -

Moral Dilemma -


TAGS: honest woman humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 16, 2016, 7:32 pm

Oooooh, she left that out of her description.
Silverheart - March 16, 2016, 3:46 pm

I think I'd rather walk her to the bedroom. A detour to the fridge for some whipped cream, maybe.


Insincerity -

TAGS: deception lies honesty loyalty trust
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - February 21, 2016, 6:28 pm
Quite right. When in doubt, blame Canada.
MissPriss - February 21, 2016, 4:10 pm
Do loons and polar bears count? d*** Canadians and there money.
Pushkin - February 20, 2016, 10:09 pm
Yes. I know. Thanks for agreeing.
Rick69 - February 20, 2016, 3:44 pm
Too real...

False Economy -

TAGS: wine honest its just wine
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - April 30, 2015, 5:11 pm
LOL! That also applies to disposable diapers and feminine hygiene products with equally unexpected and alarming results! 5 ROTFL lions! Bonus points awarded for irate neighbor! Maybe he'll call the cops? LOL!!
spacedog - April 26, 2015, 9:06 pm
Very nice. 5L

Salesmanship -

TAGS: lies dishonesty marketing sales deception
Rating: 4.75/5

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Onegin - July 28, 2015, 10:07 am
Thank you. Yes I have. They used to come around my farm all the time.
mizzdizz - July 28, 2015, 12:12 am
LOL! Swamper humor! You ever SMELL one of these things? 5 L